Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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