i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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