I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
