Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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