On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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