I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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