"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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