Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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