At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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