my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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