I don't think brook has ever known best
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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