Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
