Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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