The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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