If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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