Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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