i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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