Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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