That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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