Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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