Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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