WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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