If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
