But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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