Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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