Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
