My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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