I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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