they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
