office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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