So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Success! We fucked roommates!
Shame - the story of my life.
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