Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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