There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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