I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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