People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I am available for nakedness
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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