I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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