okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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