so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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