so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Blood and glitter go together right?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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