Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
COCAINE IS GR8
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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