Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
40s are totally the cure
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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