tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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