and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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