we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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