Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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