CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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