how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Randomize
