i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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