he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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