wat bout pragnant strippers??
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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