Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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